MTV To Brand: NO Scientology!!

I know I keep mentioning Russell Brand and no one really cares, lol. But I'm honestly really excited for him to host the VMA's! He makes me laugh so hard! And....I do find him kind of cute. There, I said it.

With Russell Brand's mega-bucks presenting debut approaching, his American hosts are beginning to panic.

The comedian has been forbidden to say a couple of things when he takes to the stage for the MTV awards in LA in September.

Russell told us: "I've been warned when I'm presenting there are two things I am never allowed to say.

"One - c***. And two - Scientology.

"There is one sentence that could join both of those words but I'm going to try and not say it.

"I have a problem when people tell me not to do something. When I was going to meet the Queen the protocol people told me how to bow, not to curtsy, not to speak until I was spoken to. But all I could think of was, 'Grab her tit'!"

Thankfully Russell managed to control his urge and the royal bosom remained untouched.
(Source: UK Mirror)