Mark Wahlberg, I Take It Back!

You're not a bitch.

Mark Wahlberg: Funky

Mark Wahlberg is a bitch. Did you hear his response to the skit SNL spoofed him on this weekend? Here's what he said:
"...Saturday Night Live' hasn't been funny for a long time. They've asked me to do the show a ton of times. I used to watch it when Eddie Murphy was there and Joe Piscopo and Bill Murray. I don't even know who's on the show now."

Whatever! SNL has seen some of it's best ratings this year - due in large part to Tina Fey and the election, but also great funny guys like Andy Samberg and awesome hosts like Anne Hathaway. Samberg's impersonation of Walhberg was SPOT ON. Check it out!


Sure, the skit isn't exactly hysterical - but Samberg did an awesome job spoofing Marky Mark. Jeesh, take a joke!

He's probably just pissed that no one is into "Entourage" this year and NKOTB is bigger than him right now.

Beotch.

Mark Wahlberg & Rhea Expecting #3

WOW! I really didn't think these two would make it - but three kids is pretty effin' serious!

Mark Wahlberg and his fiancée of four years, Rhea Durham, are expecting their child later this year, it has been revealed.

The Boogie Nights star is yet to go public with the good news — but has reportedly told friends he is having a son, due in September.

“Mark is thrilled to be having another baby,” a pal tells OK! magazine. “He is an amazing dad, and his two children are his world. He always used to joke about wanting at least a dozen kids, but it looks like he wasn’t joking after all.”

Mark, 36, and Rhea, 29, already have daughter Ella Rae, 4, and a son, Michael, 2. A source says that while the couple are getting along beautifully, Mark has always been–and still remains, marriage-shy and is in no hurry to walk down the aisle, despite a news of a third child on the way. (Source: Showbiz Spy)