Ali Lohan: So Disturbing

Ali & Dina Lohan look like _____________.

Ali Lohan Dissed...Again

Oh man. How embarrassing!

FAMED music manager Johnny Wright is not only saying, "Thanks, but no thanks" to Dina Lohan - he slams her and her daughter Ali in a statement to Page Six.

Last week, we reported that Ali - the 14-year-old younger sister of Lindsay Lohan - and stage mother Dina had been approached by Wright through the Maloof brothers, who own The Palms in Las Vegas and the Sacramento Kings.

Lohan sources said Wright - who steered the Jonas Brothers and Justin Timberlake to the top - offered to manage Ali's career. At the time, Dina told us via a rep she was interested and would take the meeting.

But forget that.

A scathing statement from Wright's company states: "Johnny Wright would like to set the record straight regarding his involvement with Ali Lohan.

"Johnny Wright has never met with Ali Lohan, has never been introduced to Ali Lohan, nor has he had a meeting with Ali or Dina Lohan regarding Ali's music career. While he wishes Ali Lohan the best in all her endeavors, Mr. Wright has never had any intention of speaking with Ali Lohan regarding her career. Any story that has surfaced about such a meeting holds no merit and is completely false.

"Wright Entertainment Group has never had any interest or intention of adding Ali Lohan as an artist on the company's roster, which currently includes Justin Timberlake, Jonas Brothers, Janet Jackson and Ciara amongst others."

A rep for Dina and Ali didn't get back to us. Ali could use the help, though. Her single, "All the Way Around," flopped this summer, and her show with Dina, "Living Lohan" on E!, isn't expected to be renewed.

(Source: Page Six)

More Creepy Stuff: Ali Lohan

I'm embarrassed to admit that I watched the season finale of Living Lohan.
You could tell that Ali's Grandma wanted to smack her, couldn't you? And...is it just me, or is big brother Michael kind of hot? I want to see HIS reality show!

LINDSAY LOHAN's mum has been left red faced once again after her teenage daughter ALI was allowed to audition for a porn film director - and the meeting was captured on camera.

Ali Lohan's audition for new movie Trolls was captured for reality TV show Living Lohan, but no one knew that Peter Davy, the man behind the film, was the director of X-rated movies like Voodoo Lust and Dreams in the Forbidden Zone.

Lohan's spokeswoman says, "Ali had no idea about Davy's past. If she did, she never would have auditioned for him."
(Source: Showbiz Spy)

Good Morning!

I wanted to let everyone know that I jumped the gun when I announced my giveaway this weekend. The giveaway is going to span several weeks with something being given away every week. HOWEVER, I'm leaving for a month-long vacation to Florida in a week! I can't bring all of the swag with me, so sadly, the contest will have to wait until I get back. I'll make it worth the wait, tho!

And yes, you read correctly. I'm going to Florida with my two little boys for an entire month! We're staying with my parents! The great thing about spending that kind of time with my mom is that I'll come home skinny. We sort of fall into this "Diet" when we're together where we eat whatever we want until about 4pm. Then we talk about dinner while having a drink after the boys go to bed. And then we end up having a couple more drinks - forgetting about dinner. Or as my friend Katie says, "F*ck dinner!"

So, I won't be able to start the giveaway until I get home. But never fear - I'll be blogging while on vacation!

Good tv night for me. I have American Idol AND Big Brother. It's also a "Miss Barb" day! Miss Barb is Jake & Sam's sitter, my savior. She comes every Tuesday so I can go sit somewhere with my laptop and unlimited fountain diet coke and blog. I'm also going to see "Miss Pettigrew" and I might even go for a tanning session and a manicure. How's THAT for a decadent day?

Things I'm thinking about:

* Why are people jumping on Teri Irwin (widow of Steve "Crocodile Hunter" Irwin) for wanting to move with her kids to the US? Teri is from the US. I'm sure most of her family is here! With Steve gone, their anchor is gone. I can't say I wouldn't do the same in her shoes.

* I'm reading about trouble between Tobey "manorexia" Maguire and Jen Meyer.

* How creepy is Lindsay Lohan's 14 year old sister, Ali?

Why does she look like she's 30?!

* Did you read the statement Madonna's rep, Liz Rosenberg issued yesterday: "I am delighted to confirm that Mr and Mrs Guy Ritchie remain happily married. All is well and wonderful in the Ritchie household."

Uh....yeah. Right.

I'll be blogging today so check back!

xo