John Twits, Jen Splits

Wouldn't it be awesome if Jennifer Aniston broke up with John Mayer because of Twitter?! That's what Star Magazine is reporting. And of course, you can never trust Star - but it's still a great rumor.

A source says, "John suddenly stopped calling her or returning her emails and when she would finally catch up with him, he'd say: 'I've been so busy with work. I'm sorry I haven't had time to call you back'.

"Jen was fuming. There he was, telling her he didn't have time for her and yet his page was filled with Twitter updates.

"Every few hours, sometimes minutes, he'd update with some stupid line. And in her mind, she was like 'He has time for all this Twittering, but he can't send me a text, an email, make a call?'

"He didn't even deny it. He knew he was avoiding her. So when she called him on it and ended things, he just said OK, and that he was sorry it didn't work out.

"He took the break-up like a man."

Jennifer Aniston "Furious" With Oprah?

The National Enquirer says that Jennifer Aniston is feuding with Oprah Winfrey because Oprah won't see Aniston's dog flick, Marley & Me.

A source tells The National Enquirer, "To this day, Oprah has flat out refused to see the movie - even though she did screen it for her studio audience and producers when Jennifer taped a recent appearance on her show.

"Oprah lost one of her dogs last year and she says the last thing she wants to do is watch a movie about a tender relationship between a pooch and its owner.

"But to Jennifer this amounts to a cold-hearted rejection and she feels pretty bitter about the whole thing. It's made her really question their relationship."

The source continues, "Oprah is kind of a superstitious person and tends to break out in tears at the drop of a hat when she's reminded of something that makes her emotionally vulnerable.

"Because she was so freaked out about losing her own dog a year ago, she said it would have been bad luck and bad karma to indulge in watching Marley & Me, which revolves around a couple's relationship with a dog.

"She knows how the story ends and the wounds from losing her own dog were still pretty fresh.

"Jennifer has said that it was totally irresponsible of Oprah to just skip seeing the film altogether. It's really hurt her feelings.

"She doesn't buy Oprah's excuse about her dog's death. As far as she's concerned, it's a cold-hearted snub and a declaration of war."

While I've heard that Aniston can be pretty irrational, I don't buy it. Aniston might be a bitch, but she's not stupid! There's no way she'd break up with Oprah. Besides, Oprah promoted Marley & Me heavily for Jen. Who cares if she saw it or not?

Aniston & Mayer Call It Quits?

E! is reporting that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer have broken up again.

A source says that the pair's on-again, off-again relationship may have ended when Aniston returned from overseas, where she was promoting Marley & Me. She returned sometime within the last week.

"He broke up with her when she got back from her European tour," the source said.

Aniston's rep did not immediately comment. Mayer's rep declined to comment on the singer's personal life.

Note, once again, HE broke up with HER. I'm sure he'll hold an impromptu press conference to make sure we know that again. He must be DYING to chat with the paps! It's been too long!

Jen/John vs. Brange: Who Was Best?

Tell me which couple you liked best last night. Of course, you know me - I think Brad and Angie were great last night. Jen looked cute. I liked her hair and I liked her dress. I think she's just a little too tan for a 40 year old woman. I love a tan as much as The Aniston, but I just think she's venturing into tanorexic territory. And John Mayer vs. Brad Pitt isn't even a fair comparison. Clearly Brad is The Man to Mayer's arrogant kid.

No Red Carpet Showdown?!

Laineygossip is at the Oscars and word is that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are NOT going to walk the red carpet.

It's The Most Wonderful Day of the Year!

Oscars Day is finally here! I'm going to be live blogging tonight during the show, so if you're online while watching the show - check in! I'd LOVE to hear your comments. I'll be with lots of fun girls so I'll be sure to report all of the catty things we say! ;-)

I'm getting ready to fill out my ballot. I've already asked this on Facebook, but I wonder what you guys think: Mickey Rourke or Sean Penn for Best Actor? I really want Sean Penn to win - I LOVED Milk, but so far the consensus is that Mickey Rourke will take it.

I have a hard time casting my Oscars ballot - it's such a struggle between what I want to win and what I think will win. But right now the burning questions I have are: What will Angelina wear? Will she bring it? Who will win the red carpet couples showdown? Brad & Angie or Jen & John Mayer? Is there even a doubt that The Jolie-Pitts will kick John Mayer's ass? John Mayer might be borderline hot, he might even be talented - but he is no Brad Pitt.

See you tonight! And again tomorrow morning for a recap on the fashion and the winners.

xoxo

Brad/Angie vs. Jen/John At Oscars

It really makes me mad when John Mayer looks sort of hot. Damn him! Mayer is prettying up for his walk down the Oscar's red carpet with Jennifer Aniston. Can't wait to see Mayer and Aniston try to bring it the way only Brad & Angie can. It'll be awesome!

John Mayer Steps Out With Blonde

X17 is reporting that John Mayer might be cheating on Jennifer Aniston with a "cute blonde." The reporter on the scene said:

"John seemed a bit nervous, which is unusual since he's usually so cocky around us. The two of them left separately and they basically ran out the door to their separate cars."

The photographer added, "John was talking to the girl, who was really cute - she was very animated and excited. It seemed like he was telling a really great story, and as the dinner went on, John moved around the side of the table to be closer to her. If I were Jen, I would be pissed!"

I think if John Mayer was cheating on Jen he wouldn't be out in public. Still, I watched the video!

John & Jen: "Still Together"

Don't you think it's funny how Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer got back together right before all of the publicity for "Marley & Me" started? They were seen EVERYWHERE together all the time and then nothing. How long has it been since we've seen them together?! Now comes word that Jennifer is presenting at The Academy Awards. The Academy Awards starring Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt! (Because that's what it's alllll about this year.)

Well, lo and behold, as soon as that announcement was made all of the sudden we're seeing bits in all of the gossip rags: Hey! Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are totally still together! He might even propose to her on her 40th birthday on Feb. 11!!!

Expect a very public date SOON.

Garner/Affleck Welcome Daughter

Great! Jennifer Garner gave birth to a daughter on Tuesday. Congratulations to her and Ben Affleck! But....WHAT'S HER NAME?!?!

Brad Defends Angelina

It might not have been "dastardly," but there was definitely an affair between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Although, from what I hear - Jen was pretty hard to be in a relationship with. I don't know if it's because I'm still feeling a little fragile after seeing "Marley & Me" yesterday or if this really is starting to feel like "a million years ago" as Jennifer said on Oprah in December - but I wish we could be done re-hashing the "how and when" of the beginnings of Brad & Angie's love affair. They have 6 kids together now!

BRAD Pitt wants to set one thing straight regarding his wife Angelina Jolie: She's not a homewrecker. "What people don't understand is that we filmed ['Mr. & Mrs. Smith'] for a year. We were still filming after Jen [Aniston] and I split up," he tells W in the annual "A-List" February issue. "Even then it doesn't mean that there was some kind of dastardly affair. There wasn't. I'm very proud of the way that it was handled. It was respectful." Aniston might disagree - she called Jolie's comment that the couple fell in love on-set "uncool" - but Pitt downplays any animosity. "Listen, man, Jen is a sweetheart. I think she got dragged into that one, and then there's a second round to all that Angie versus Jen. It's so created," he claims. "We still check in with each other. She was a big part of my life, and me hers. I don't see how there cannot be [that]. That's life, man. That's life." The issue hits stands Jan. 20.
(Source: Page Six)

Jen & John Go Solo

Isn't it interesting that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer didn't spend the holidays together? After all, she's so lucky in love and he's so her man. Mmmm hmmm.

JENNIFER Aniston is celebrating her box-office pummeling of ex-hubby Brad Pitt - but she's doing it without her boy toy by her side. Aniston spent Christmas (the day her flick "Marley & Me" grossed $3 million more than Pitt's "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button") with best pal Courteney Cox and Courteney's hubby, David Arquette, in LA. Missing from the glass-clinking was John Mayer, who stayed east. Aniston toted Mayer around through all her promotional gigs to deter interviewers from focusing on her single status.
(Source: Page Six)

Jennifer Aniston HOT In GQ

Even I have to admit that Jennifer Aniston looks SUPER hot in these GQ pictures. But then she goes and ruins it by saying the same shit she said in her Vogue interview! Well, ok, maybe she doesn't ruin it, because these pictures are gorgeous. She needs to just stop talking about them. It makes her look desperate. Oh....maybe she can't help it because she IS desperate.

Jen & John Run Into Richie & Madden

I read this article and all I could think to say was "Oh puke. Puke, puke, puke." You could see that "classic Aniston smile?" Puke.

Sunset Towers Hotel was the place for star gazing Monday night, when Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer dropped by for a late-night meal.

"They were positively glowing in the candlelight," an onlooker said of the couple, who took a corner table in the dimly lit, Hollywood landmark. "You could see her classic 'Aniston smile' on her face."

The on-again couple – just back from their jaunt to New York City – talked closely in low tones.

But they did take time to chat with another celebrity couple, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden, who were dining nearby.

"There was a lot of excited talk between the two girls," the onlooker noted, "with Nicole's head bobbing up and down as she talked to Jen." (When Richie star exited the restaurant a short time later, she gave an "exaggerated, very happy wave" to her new Friend.)

But for most of the night, Aniston, 39, and Mayer, 31, only had eyes for each other. "They were very happy and goofy," the source added. "They seemed to revel in their privacy."
(Source: People.com)

Aniston On Oprah! TODAY!

Jennifer Aniston is going to be on Oprah today. I can't WAIT! Oh, it'll be great! Filled with "you go girl" moments and hair tossing. I'll recap it for you this afternoon!

In the meantime, did you hear about Brad's taping for the Oprah show? He's been on Ope's shit list since divorcing O's close friend, Jen. Word is that things between Brad and O were a little tense but warmed up toward the end of the taping. Click here to read all about it!

Jennifer Aniston Says Angelina "Uncool"

So, how do you think Angelina Jolie reacted when she heard Jennifer Aniston called her "uncool?"
Jennifer Aniston has blasted Angelina Jolie in a new interview - branding the actress "very uncool".

Jolie recently admitted that she "fell in love" with Brad Pitt on the set of the 2005 movie Mr. and Mrs. Smith - while Brad and Jennifer were still married.

And Jennifer, 39, was not amused by Angelina's comments.

She tells American Vogue, "There was stuff printed there that was definitely from a time when I was unaware that it was happening. I felt those details were a little inappropriate to discuss.

"That stuff about how she couldn’t wait to get to work every day? That was really uncool."

(Source: Showbiz Spy)

Aniston Laughed Out Of The Ivy

Please forgive my slow start today. My in-laws were here for the weekend - just left about an hour ago. I've been all wrapped up in reading my own gossip this morning. Can you believe Jennifer Aniston showed up at The Ivy for a business meeting?! Is that how bad it's become for Jen? NO ONE "real" goes to The Ivy. Apparently she didn't stay long and the paps were actually LAUGHING at her! Remember when "Friends" was the hottest show on the planet and Jen was first dating Brad Pitt?

Isn't it kind of sad how things have turned out for her? Dating John Mayer and starring in dog movies.

Jen Aniston "Livid" With Pink

HAHA! Jennifer Aniston is supposedly livid with Pink for insinuating that she's "stupid." Next time I run into Pink, we're totally going to bond over this!

Jennifer Aniston is 'livid' with singer Pink.

The former Friends actress believes the Trouble hitmaker called her "stupid" during a conversation with Aniston's boyfriend John Mayer.

Pink said, "I got into an argument with him. He said something along the lines of, 'I only s**g really stupid women', and I said, 'I guess they would have to be.'

"I don't get him and Jennifer at all."

Jennifer has now reportedly ordered her friends not to speak to the singer.

A source said, "She’s livid that Pink would suggest she's stupid like that in public. Jen's a clever girl and she can't believe her intelligence is being called into question.

"But Pink was actually defending Jennifer – John infuriated her by talking about women like that. Jennifer has already made it quite clear that Pink is to be blacklisted among her circle.

"This is Jen, she never voices her feelings to people's faces. Pink, however, is a different story."

Jennifer, 39, and John, 31, reconciled earlier this month after splitting in August.
(Source: Showbiz Spy)

Aniston Dines With Gerard Butler

Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler flirted it up at the Toronto Film Festival and everyone thought he could be a good fling for Aniston. He moved on and she moved back into John Mayer's arms. Or has she? Maybe Jen was just using Mayer or maybe she was just getting close to him again so that she could crush him by dumping him for a movie star like Gerard Butler? Oh, who knows...it's just fun to speculate what's happening in her carefully-orchestrated-for-public-consumption-life.


IT'S good to know Jennifer Aniston isn't taking John Mayer too seriously. Just days after they had a cozy dinner at LA's Tower Bar, Aniston was seen eating there with hot Brit (and Anna Wintour fave) Gerard Butler. "They were very affectionate to each other," a spy said. "There was another man at the table, but he looked like he was a chaperone - or just there to stop tongues wagging. They basically ignored him."
(Source: Page Six)

Aniston Bans Mayer From Blogging?

According to OK!, Jennifer Aniston has BANNED John Mayer from blogging about their relationship. Some people think his and Jen's people banned him. Either way, this is a guy who holds "press conferences" with the paps talking about how HE broke up with HER. He loves the attention! He lives for the press! There is no way he can do it. It's like a sickness. It's an addiction that must be fed!

Jennifer Aniston has told John Mayer to give up blogging - or risk losing her for good, according to reports.

The former Friends actress and the Gravity rekindled their romance earlier this month after splitting in August.

And, according to OK! magazine, Aniston has told Mayer to keep his mouth shut about their relationship.

A source tells the publication, "Jen is fanatical about keeping her relationships private.

"She was horrified when he spoke publicly about their break up.

"John begged Jen for a second chance.

"She told him she wanted to get back together, too, but no more street-corner press conferences and blogging about her."

Aniston's rep was yesterday forced to deny reports the actress was pregnant.

The spokesperson told Entertainment Tonight, "Give me a break.

"She is NOT pregnant."

(Source: Showbiz Spy)