Eric Dane Still Miffed

Ew! Why would Eric Dane want to remind anyone he once dated my nemesis, Lara Flynn Boyle?!?!

ERIC Dane (above) is still miffed about once having to share Lara Flynn Boyle with Jack Nicholson. Both men dated Boyle in the late '90s. "Jack Nicholson is Jack Nicholson. The guy's a colossal personality, and I'm sure he's charming, and I bet she had a lot of fun with him," the "Grey's Anatomy" star tells next month's Elle. "But my take on the whole thing was, I'm 30. He's 70. This is not going to go down like this. I couldn't comprehend a 35-year-old woman gravitating toward a 70-year-old man . . . I walked away."(Source: Page Six)

Lara Flynn Boyle Scares Me

What in the HELL did Lara Flynn Boyle do to herself?! I used to rant over the fact that when I was in college LFB was a good 3-5 years older than me. As I aged, she didn't. A few years ago she was claiming to be my age. I was livid. I hated her for it! But now....as my birthday approaches. Heck, I'm going to make a pin of this picture and wear it on my birthday. I look so young compared to THIS!

Wonder what old flame Jack Nicholson thinks of Lara's new look?

(Let's just pretend she's not barefoot. That's too much for me to deal with.)

Monday!

So, I'm sure you all know by now that Brad and Angie did NOT get married this weekend. And Star mag looks even more lame. I would think that step one in breaking a story like this would be to determine where said couple was. They're two of the most famous people in the world! Star couldn't find out that they weren't even IN New Orleans this weekend? Besides, who wants them to get married? Celebs shouldn't get married. Like Angelina says - they're legally bound to their children and that's what's important. I think Brad and Angie could make it. Make it like Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward, make it. I really do!

Still on vacation - enjoying the Florida sunshine. It has mellowed me. But then I saw those pictures of Lara Flynn Boyle and I got all worked up. Ugh!

Did you know that dermatologists say that the Oil of Olay Regenerist line is as good as La Mer? Love that!

I'll be popping in and out today - so check back for more dirt!

xoxo
NikkiB

Lara Flynn Boyle - WTF?!

I have a long-standing one-sided feud with Lara Flynn Boyle. This woman claims to be 38 years old. NO SHE'S NOT!!!! Look at her. Why in the hell did she even go out looking like this?