Not Another Hilton

Paris and Nicky Hilton's baby brother, Barron Nicholas Hilton (19) tells Page Six, "I want to be an international singer-songwriter. I'm sick of all the Hilton stuff, where all anyone cared about was whether I was doing coke in the bathroom or how many [bleeps] I was sleeping with. I'm done with partying and traveling. It's time to get this [bleep] started." Hilton is apparently recording tracks in his Upper East Side apartment. He isn't signed to a label, but is developing a reality show. He says, "It's gonna be like 'The Hills,' but real."

Do we really need another Hilton trying to make it? Ugh...

Has Paris Found "The One?"

As much as I don't like Paris Hilton, I think I'm ready for her first marriage. And what better groom than douchebag Doug Reinhardt! The Chicago Sun-Times is reporting that friends think Doug might be "the one." Well, you know, for NOW.

People close to Paris Hilton think current beau Doug Reinhardt may not be the ''sharpest knife in the drawer,'' but the ex-ballplayer and ''The Hills'' reality star may finally be the guy for the hotel heiress -- and possibly her first husband.

Members of Hilton's inner circle compare the less-than-brilliant Reinhardt to Paris' fairly dim-witted dad, Rick Hilton, ''who has always been dominated by [Paris' mom], Kathy Hilton,'' said a longtime Hilton family friend.

''Doug seems perfect. He adores Paris. He's great-looking, supposedly terrific in the sack and is unfailing polite.''

Paris Hilton Eyeing Rob Pattinson

Dear Rob Pattinson,

It has come to my attention that Miss Paris Hilton has expressed her admiration for you. Please, I beg of you, ignore her. Please see any number of entries at Laineygossip.com on what could happen should you tempt fate and engage with her.

I read where you were chatting up Emma Watson after the BAFTA Awards. MUCH better choice! Proceed with my blessing.

xoxo
Nikki


(PS. This is what Paris has said about our Robert: "I just saw Twilight last night for the first time, and I have to say that I think Rob is a beautiful man and an amazing actor," Hilton told E! News. "He's fabulous!

"Now I understand all the hype. I just didn't get it before, but now it all makes sense. I really enjoyed the movie and loved watching Rob in it.")

Benji Pining For Paris?

Oh dear Lord, I hope Benji Madden isn't pining after Paris Hilton. Come on, man! *shudder*

Benji Madden is trying to win back ex Paris Hilton - much to the dismay of twin brother Joel and his baby momma Nicole Richie, it has been claimed.

The Good Charlotte rocker split from the socialite in November last year.

But Benji is eager to reignite the romance - and can't get Paris out of his head, according to American tabloid the National Enquirer.

A source tells the publication, "Benji thought Paris would come running back to him, but he was wrong.

"Now that Benji realizes Paris has gone on with her life, he's consumed by heartache.

"Nicole has all kinds of female friends - from models to actresses - who wold love to date Benji.

"But every time Nicole told Benji that she and Joel would double with him and his fix up, he flaked out at the last minute and spent the evening whimpering about Paris."

The source continued, "Joel and Nicole finally had to sit Benji down down and show him some tough love by saying they don't want to hear it anymore.

"They reminded Benji that he's one of the hottest rock stars on the charts right now and has female fans falling at his feet.

"Luckily, Joel and Nicole were able to put things in perspective for Benji, and he's beginning to realize there's life after Paris."
(Showbiz Spy)

One of Paris' Posse Pulled Over With Coke

Coke, coke, EVERYWHERE!

PARIS (above) and Nicky Hilton may not have much of a career, but they still got close to $750,000 each to show up to Australia for New Year's. A well-placed Aussie spy said they were paid by Bongo jeans and the two toured Melbourne before flying off to Sydney with close, greasy pal Brandon Davis and Nicky's boyfriend, David Katzenberg. In Sydney, the Hiltons' local pal Mehmet Gulasi was pulled over early New Year's Day with cocaine in his car. A local paper reported Gulasi told cops he was "on an important errand" and on his way to pick up the Hiltons and their posse.
(Source: Page Six)

Leo Partying At Paris' Place

SO. Gross.

Why would Leonardo DiCaprio be hanging out with Paris Hilton?!

*shudder*

EVERY home should have a built-in party space. Paris Hilton tells Esquire about her place in Los Angeles: "The best thing I've ever bought with money is my house. Having a nightclub in your house really helps for having a party." Leonardo DiCaprio (above) apparently agrees. He and Kevin Connolly hit her place the other night for some "drinking and chilling out." DiCaprio "was on his BlackBerry most of the night," said our spy, possibly with girlfriend Bar Refaeli, who was not at the shindig.
(Source: Page Six)

Paris Finally Over?

I can only HOPE that Paris' reign is OVER. It seems over, doesn't it? Although, she must be a better actress than I've given her credit for. I've seen of her from this event and she doesn't look upset.

Paris Hilton's popularity has plummeted. The heir-head, whose show, "Paris Hilton's My New BFF," on MTV has low ratings, was booed so badly at the Kress in Hollywood this weekend, she refused to take the stage. Hilton was at a birthday party for designer Christian Audigier's daughter, Crystal, and was supposed to introduce the Pussycat Dolls. But when Audigier took the stage and yelled to the crowd, "Do you want to see Paris Hilton?" our spy said, "The entire room - which had just cheered when they thought Britney Spears was coming - booed loudly. Paris was practically in tears and left without taking the stage."
(Source: Page Six)

Who is Paris' New Guy?

Paris already has a new guy? Of course she does! Poor Benji Madden.

Paris Hilton has showed her true colors- she chose money over love! The novelty of having a boyfriend who was devoted to her and treated her well wore off because Benji Madden didn't have enough money. Benji is not exactly broke, but a house in Glendale is not Paris's dream come true. She likes yachts and private jets and guys who give her diamonds. Paris has found herself a billionaire (It's NOT Stavros Niarcos) and she won't be looking back. More details to come. We're betting Benji's brother Joel is getting nervous about now because he's got the same problem with Nicole Ritchie.
(Source: Janet Charlton's Hollywood)

Paris & Benji Split

I feel compelled to tell you that Paris Hilton and Benji Madden have broken up. I should also confess that I've been watching her BFF show. Are you disappointed in me?

Paris Hilton and Benji Madden's romance is over.

The pair split a few days ago after more than nine months of dating, a source close to Hilton tells PEOPLE.

"She is saddened by the breakup but they're just too different and they wanted different things in life," says a source close to Hilton. "He was loyal and sweet but it was time to take a break."

Reps for both Hilton and Madden could not be reached for comment.

On Nov. 15, Paris was photographed getting cozy with ex-boyfriend Stavros Niarchos at nightspot Mokai in Miami. The Hilton friend says the two were simply engaged in a close but friendly conversation. "In no way are they romantic, nor do they want to get back together," the source says.

And on Tuesday night, Hilton and Madden partied separately in L.A. – Hilton danced on top of a couch at Apple Lounge, while Madden was spotted at hotspot Coco de Ville with Nicole Richie, who dates his twin brother Joel Madden.

Both Hilton, 27, and Madden, 29, have recently denied reports that they were unfaithful to each other during their relationship. And just last month, the Good Charlotte guitarist told PEOPLE how happy he and Hilton were.

"I wear my feelings on my sleeve. I'm very open about how in love I am – Paris and I are very happy," Madden told PEOPLE in October.
(Source: People.com)

Paris' New BFF: ELLEN

If you have 9 minutes to spare - this is really funny.

Paris Leaves Dogs To Die

Why in the hell does Paris Hilton have so many animals? She's notorious for not taking good care of them. Now 2 of her chihuahuas have been eaten by coyotes because she left them out overnight! What's wrong with her??
**see comments for an update**

Paris Hilton has no one to blame but herself after two of her Chihuahuas were eaten by coyotes earlier this week. Hilton - a "pet collector" who has more than 10 dogs, a monkey and other mammals in her menagerie - is a well-known nuisance in her Beverly Hills neighborhood, where she often ignores her dogs. As Page Six has reported, neighbors and paparazzi have found some of her pooches roaming the streets after they broke free from her place after she carelessly left the doors open and lost track of them. As for the coyote attack, according to X17online, Hilton didn't even find the dogs' bodies until the next day - long after they should have been fed and accounted for. Let's hope she doesn't try to replace them.
(Source: Page Six)

Oh, Diss! Take That Paris!

Not sure if you read Paris Hilton's latest blog entry to "set the record straight" about the "lies" that circulate about her. First of all, if you read the post on her blog you KNOW she didn't write it. Someone who actually knows how to write wrote that. NOT Paris. Here's an excerpt:

Hey guys, hope you all had a great weekend. Once again, I am blown away by more lies that are going around, and wanted to clear them up with all of you. I'm sick of Page Six and other gossip sites printing completely false stories. It's not fair because these lies then spread like wildfire online and people begin to believe they are true, just because they read the same story on so many different sites. I am tired of not commenting on the rumors I hear and I think it's fair for you to know the truth. Click here for the entire entry.

Now Page Six has hit back with this! I LOVE it!

SAY this for Paris Hilton - she actually believes the lies she tells. Yesterday, the celebutard claimed on her blog to "set the record straight" and denied our stories about her moving next to Nicole Richie and trying unsuccessfully to buy a dog from a Melrose Avenue pet store. But having dealt with Hilton for years, we know better than to take her word for anything. When we saw her several years ago ordering vodka with no ice, she later insisted it was water. It wasn't. When we wrote that her ring from ex-fiancé Paris Latsis was a fake, she vowed to send us a certificate of authenticity. She never did. When we wrote that the parents of her ex, Stavros Niarchos, refused to meet her or be in pictures with her, she vowed to send us the photos, but they never came. When we wrote that she once smoked marijuana in front of our staff, she said she'd take a drug test. We're still waiting. No wonder that now, even the least suspicious of flacks won't rep her. So, Paris, we'll leave you with this: Just because you say something doesn't make it true.
(Source: Page Six)

Paris: I Want a Baby, Too!

Dear Lord, please do not allow Paris Hilton to procreate for media attention. Please. Please? Please!

Paris Hilton has never been one to take it slow, so it comes as no surprise that the celebutard is desperately trying for a baby with her boyfriend, Benji Madden. "She's jealous of all the attention Nicole Richie has been getting and knows she's fallen off in the tabs lately," said one friend. "A baby would put her back in the news." Hilton, who's only dated Madden for six months, is already doing what she's never done before - swearing off drugs and booze in an attempt to try and spawn.
(Source: Page Six)

Paris & Nicole Make Nice

Another reason to love Nicole Richie: She doesn't like Paris, either. Sure - they had the whole fight followed by the kiss & make-up. Thing is, the once best friends have grown apart.

Nicole Richie pretended to be friendly to Paris Hilton when they both turned up at the Hard Rock Hotel this weekend for the Good Charlotte concert. Dating twin brothers Joel and Benji Madden means they DO run into each other occasionally. (Much to Nicole's annoyance.) The girls chatted briefly before the show and as soon as it started they ran to opposite ends of the VIP area to watch.
(Source: Janet Charlton's Hollywood)

Paris Wants A Puppy

My little boys favorite story right now is called "The Pigeon Wants A Puppy." I picture Paris Hilton playing the part of the pigeon when he says, "I WANT A PUPPY RIGHT HERE! RIGHT NOW!"

THE Puppy Store on Melrose Avenue in LA deserves an ASPCA award. Over the weekend, spies said, Paris Hilton was on her way to a photo shoot and "wanted a puppy in the picture with her so it would look cuter." Hilton waltzed in and tried to buy a Yorkie but was rebuffed by an employee who said it was clearly "an impulse buy." Hilton, who has a menagerie of neglected animals, went "ballistic," we're told. "She started screaming, 'I love my puppies! I want my baby!' " - but to no avail. The store had no comment.

(Source: Page Six)

Benji's Bandmates Say, "Dump Her!"

I think Paris Hilton & BM are SO gross. I really never cared about Benji Madden before. He didn't bother me. But she has not only completely ruined him...but "Rocker" Paris is so gross. Her clothes aren't even cute anymore! Somehow their union makes her even yuckier to me than she was before. And I think that says alot! Dump her, Benji!


Benji Madden’s Good Charlotte bandmates want him to dump girlfriend Paris Hilton.

The band are said to be upset over Paris’ public displays of affection towards Benji on the band’s tour bus when they were traveling around Europe earlier this month.

They believe the romance has no future, and hope Benji will “wake up” and “dump her”.

A source said: “Paris is desperately trying to fit in with the band, but she has outstayed her welcome. Everyone is hoping he’ll wake up soon and dump her.”

Paris’ parents, however, think differently of the romance — and believe it’s the “real thing” between the pair.

“This has honestly become the real thing,” Kathy Hilton, 49, recently said. “It’s a great love match, and I have a funny feeling it’s going to go all the way, and we’ve already given it our approval.”

Rick Hilton, 52, said of Madden, “He’s the perfect example of ‘don’t judge a book by its cover.’

“He’s polite, well mannered – even calls me sir. We love him like family already.”

(Source: Showbiz Spy)

Paris & Kim's Lame Feud

Ugh....does ANYONE care about these b*tches?

Kim Kardashian publicly forgave ex-pal Paris Hilton for saying her booty was "disgusting," but she's still steaming. Kardashian and her sisters are in Mexico, and she managed to wrangle Ed Hardy clothes and bathing suits for everyone on the trip under one condition. "She called paparazzi and tipped them off and she'll be wearing Ed Hardy clothes," said our insider. "But she tried to get them to promise that they wouldn't give any more clothes to Paris." "As of last week her and Paris were okay," said Kim's rep. (Source: PageSix)

Ron Weasley Disses LiLo & Paris!

OMG, this is so awesome! I never really thought I would mention Ron in my column....but when someone disses the pukalicious pair, I just have to give 'em space.


Harry Potter star Rupert Grint has changed his mind about moving to Los Angeles — because he can’t face bumping into the likes of Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan.

The 19-year-old actor, who plays Ron Weasley in the wizard movies, said: “I met Lindsay last summer and she talked about herself a lot.

“She said she was going to win an Oscar before she turns 25. I just kept thinking, ‘But you can’t act’.”

Rupert is yet to cross paths with Paris — and he hopes it stays that way. “I haven’t met Paris and don’t want to either,” he said. “She and Lindsay are the type of girls you need to stay away from.”

Grint, who is currently filming Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince, revealed that he’s struggling to concentrate while shooting smooching scenes with co-star Jessie Cave, who plays Lavender Brown.

“It took almost a whole day to do. It was hard to concentrate when Emma Watson was glaring at me even though it was part of the scene.

“It felt like she was plotting my death every time Lavender came at me. It was all very intense but a lot of fun too.”

(Source: Showbiz Spy)

Oh for F*ck's Sake

Paris Hilton is on tour with her boyfriend, BM (Benji Madden). They're currently in South Africa. Photo op, photo op, photo op.

Paris Hilton: I Heart Poop!

I just don't understand this generation of young women. Must they announce everything! Gross, Paris.

lol Seriously...she couldn't have just stuck with the single 'B' or 'M?' How much do you want to bet that Paris Hilton doesn't know that some people refer to #2 as "BM?" hee hee