Paris' Swami: "Burbank can kiss my ass!"*

WHAT?! Is this any way for a spiritual advisor to speak? No, it's not. And no, HE'S not. In what screamed "PUBLICITY STUNT! PUBLICITY STUNT!" Paris' shaman has been exposed as out-of-work actor Maxie Santillan. He's appeared in "My Name is Earl" and "Pirates of the Caribbean."


So now we're all left wondering...with bated breath...what's up with this? Or maybe you're just like me and don't give a shit.

* "Burbank can kiss my ass!" Maxie's My Space shout out.