Jake Gyllenhall & Reese Witherspoon: RUDE!

First of all, I think it's SO rude that these two went to a show and then emailed the whole time they were there. Secondly, are they as bored with eachother as I am of them? This "couple" kills me. Take the two most boring stars out there and make 'em a couple. YAWN!

ARE overly-cute lovebirds Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon really that busy? An audience member at the Sunday matinee of "August Osage County" looked on in shock as the usually cuddly couple kept their heads down "texting on their BlackBerrys the entire time." It was probably good they "snuck out" at intermission - we're told the other Broadway theatergoers were "much more interested in watching them than the stage." (Source: PageSix.com)