Blind Items

PageSix published some blind items today:

WHICH actor snorted cocaine in the bathroom during an Oscar after-party, while a slimmed-down stoner actor smoked pot outside with his pals? . . .

I wonder which actor didn't snort coke in the bathroom? That one is impossible to guess. However, the slimmed-down stoner actor has to be Seth Rogen, right??

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Reliable sources report that there is trouble in paradise for a superstar and his girlfriend. It has long been rumored that the bootylicious babe has been a paparazzi tipster but now it looks like her boyfriend has found out and is none too pleased.

This isn't a hard one.

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Which chipper newsie has a reputation for knockin' em back all day long? Brass at the network have had to have "the talk" with her several times but so far no change in behavior..... Maybe her bosses haven't been earnest enough to get through to her?

Lainey Gossip Blind Riddle

Lainey always has the best blind items. I TOTALLY think this one is Sarah Jessica Parker. Went to the E!Online Insider Community and they think it's SJP, as well. Very compelling points made there, if you're interested in checking it out.

Another week, another riddle involving a coke fiend. Everyone does it, but it's not the doing that's intriguing, it's the who's doing that's intriguing. Especially since her reputation is supposed to be so civilised and enlightened: a doting mother, a successful business, an artist (debatable), and an icon to many a MiniVan member. ironic as it may seem considering the original spirit of the inspiration.

The situation is actually even more shocking considering her past. Having had that kind of experience with addiction though, perhaps there are only 2 roads: to shun drugs fiercely or, as it is in this case, to embrace them dangerously in her time of need.

It's not just genes that keep her so thin.

Turns out it's a habit that's making her very sick. Friends and family are becoming concerned. They're saying "she's not doing well", observing that her use has dramatically escalated, that she is becoming increasingly anti-social and withdrawn, removed out of embarrassment from her usual circle, and when forced out in public, looking awkward and seemingly unable to cope in social settings where she was once comfortable.

The reason?

It's not those laughable rumours of infidelity. It's actually because he ignores her. Never the child, but always her. Not deliberately but because she has no part in his life. It used to be he'd show up for the professional events, at the very least. Now she has to beg. And then it's only a maybe. He's not spiteful about it, he just doesn't care. Even on the forced holiday he could barely bother to acknowledge her and when they came home, he couldn't wait to get away.

So she retreats and she escapes and he still doesn't notice. When confronted about it by close confidantes, he insists there's not a problem. And he probably truly believes that, completely oblivious is he to her problems.

As such, her team is desperately trying to get her some new work, something else to focus on instead of moping around at home weighed down by disappointment.

Artistically though, it may be bad news. Forcing a project on the heels of something already forced is probably just going to lead to more sh*t.

Having said that, if it saves her, in the end, I guess that's what friends would do.

Source: Laineygossip.com

Lainey Blind Item: Commitment Crisis?

I thought this one was particularly juicy. So much so that I spent some time guessing on my own and then going online to see who other people were guessing. There's a consensus. Take a look for yourself at the item:

They were supposed to have kicked their bad habit together. A partnership in blow became a commitment effort to get clean. And for a while they were successful.

But he was the weaker one. And he’s been using again for a while.

The problem, one of many obviously, is that when he’s cranked, he’s also very aggressive. Some say he’s mixing his powder with some muscle juice and the coke/steroid combination brings out the roughneck which has presented many challenges for his publicist.

Fortunately his publicist is almost as clever as Jessica Biel’s. Was able to turn spin a recent skirmish into an heroic rescue. The truth is, he was so jacked up on the good stuff he had to take it out on someone else’s head.

As for his wife...well she has a boyfriend. His name is Jesus. With her new devoutness has come an almost unbearable sanctimony, not to mention intolerance – for his lifestyle, for his binges – so much so that they are finding it increasingly difficult to be together, though like the Beckhams, they are a brand too.

One big happy family...fraud! (Source: Laineygossip.com)

I'll put the suspected couple in comments later today. Who do YOU think it is?

Reason for the Clooney/Larson Split?

Laineygossip.com always has the best blind items. ALWAYS. This is most definitely talking about George Clooney and Sarah Larson. She was so stupid!!

It was an unexpected split. Many were led to believe erroneously, me included, that their end had more to do with his machinations than with hers. As it turns out however the reason behind the break up was the dreaded OverReach.

What sent him scrambling were comments like this, dropped casually into conversation:

“I forgot my pill.”

“I’m a few days late.”

And then calling his family, chatting them up, hinting at the prospect of a baby, raising their hopes that a grandchild would be in their future.

It’s the betrayal that disappointed him most. Apparently he wasted no time putting an end to her plans, pretty much standing over her while she packed up, sending her away with not even a glance back.

He’s been drowning his sorrows in cocktails ever since. Not alone, of course but it was definitely a disappointment. He’d intended to keep her around for a long time. Especially given the fact that he was still able to have his fun on the side. It’s not every day you find a girl who’s ok with extra curricular activities so long as she’s the only one who gets a set of keys.

In the end though, her greed brought an end to the sweet ride. Shelf Ass Jessica Biel could stand to learn a thing or two from this example. Overreaching prompts a steep fall.

(Source: Laineygossip.com)

Page Six Blind Items

I only have one guess and that's for the last item. I think it's Chace Crawford and Ed Westwick from "Gossip Girl."

WHICH star of a new TV hit has Hollywood scrambling to the pharmacy? He's spreading herpes around town like wildfire . . .

WHICH gorgeous socialite has a secret side to her sex life? While she's often on the arm of a guy at social functions, we hear she prefers to go home with a lady . . .

WHICH hit TV show's cast members are as bad in real life as the characters in the plotline? At a recent party, two of the hot actors held up the bathroom line while cutting their own lines in the stalls.

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My guess is Chace Crawford.

Which newly minted TV star is a pushover who already looks ready for rehab? At an L.A. party, the actor was mocked into doing a bunch of shots, despite protesting numerous times that he had to drive that night.

(Source: NY Daily News, Rush & Malloy)

Page Six Blind Items

WHICH friendly actor recently fell off the wagon? Though he's been in rehab several times, he was spotted stumbling out of a Hollywood hotel at 7 a.m. looking totally "wasted" . . .

My guess is definitely Matthew Perry. "Friendly" actor? Rehab several times? That's a pretty easy one.


WHICH young soap starlet made networks execs extremely nervous when she was starting out? She was known for fooling around with her much older producers?

My guess is Leven Rambin who has been stalking Mark Ronson.

WHICH Hollywood hunk cheats on his gorgeous model girlfriend all the time? They've been together for a while but he's clearly not ready to settle down.

My guess for this one is Leo DiCaprio.