Monday, June 9, 2008

Reason for the Clooney/Larson Split?

Laineygossip.com always has the best blind items. ALWAYS. This is most definitely talking about George Clooney and Sarah Larson. She was so stupid!!
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It was an unexpected split. Many were led to believe erroneously, me included, that their end had more to do with his machinations than with hers. As it turns out however the reason behind the break up was the dreaded OverReach.

What sent him scrambling were comments like this, dropped casually into conversation:

“I forgot my pill.”

“I’m a few days late.”

And then calling his family, chatting them up, hinting at the prospect of a baby, raising their hopes that a grandchild would be in their future.

It’s the betrayal that disappointed him most. Apparently he wasted no time putting an end to her plans, pretty much standing over her while she packed up, sending her away with not even a glance back.

He’s been drowning his sorrows in cocktails ever since. Not alone, of course but it was definitely a disappointment. He’d intended to keep her around for a long time. Especially given the fact that he was still able to have his fun on the side. It’s not every day you find a girl who’s ok with extra curricular activities so long as she’s the only one who gets a set of keys.

In the end though, her greed brought an end to the sweet ride. Shelf Ass Jessica Biel could stand to learn a thing or two from this example. Overreaching prompts a steep fall.


(Source: Laineygossip.com)

3 comments:

Andrea Kay said...

Oh Sara, something as delicate as securing yourself a sugar daddy such as George Clooney calls for absolutely no half assing, and that is exactly what you did. There can be no 'hints at' or 'alluding to' you just have to come home one day and say, 'George, I done got myself knocked up... where's my ring?' So what if George isn't producing any good swimmers, you do what you have to do to put the bun in the oven. (wink, wink, nudge, nudge) I mean, I'm just saying. That behavior isn't for me, but i'm also married with two kids living in the suburbs. You wanna play with the big kids, you better pull up your panties and do what you gotta do. Now learn from this lesson, girl!

Stacee said...

She overplayed her hand and blew it. To bad. Can't say that I liked her anyway though.

Anonymous said...

I absolutely despise woman who do stuff like this. It is degrading, and shows how desperate you are. Do you know anybody that has actually pulled this off successfully?
CGSchristine