Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Russell Brand Waddles

Damn you, Lainey!!

Russell Brand is a guilty pleasure of mine. He's been on my Celebrity Boyfriends List for awhile now. Until this morning. You see, while Russell has held the #5 spot for a few months now - there was something wrong and I couldn't quite put my finger on it. Until today.

In her column today, Lainey writes, "It’s not that he’s wearing leggings. I can handle the leggings.

It’s the way his legs are shaped. The thighs turn inward, then the calves separate. The result is a waddle. I don’t care how funny his sh-t is, if a man waddles, there is no quiver."

Damnit. She's so right. Now I have to do some soul searching to see if I can handle the waddle.

Could you?


Anonymous said...

I'm not sure how I feel about the waddle. He's still hot...maybe I could just not look past his waist...well, not much past his waist...LOL


Anonymous said...

Waddle or not, its the combo chic pants and chic flip flops that kill it for me!

Salina said...

Gross [period] LOL!

Anonymous said...

I can't even get past the f'ing leggings! Are you kidding me! LMAO. EEEEWWWWWWWWW.

Anonymous said...

Awww....c'mon girls! There's just something about that man that's so hot!


Tracy said...

NOTHING about him or that outfit is hot to me. Sorry gals. Ill leave him all to you.

Anonymous said...

similar legs to charlton heston

Anonymous said...

Ya'll can have him. Nasty!

NikkiB said...

Char - we get him all to ourselves.

YAY!!!! :-)


Anonymous said...

Nikki - I'll share him with you, no problem...LOL