Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Has Paris Found "The One?"

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As much as I don't like Paris Hilton, I think I'm ready for her first marriage. And what better groom than douchebag Doug Reinhardt! The Chicago Sun-Times is reporting that friends think Doug might be "the one." Well, you know, for NOW.

People close to Paris Hilton think current beau Doug Reinhardt may not be the ''sharpest knife in the drawer,'' but the ex-ballplayer and ''The Hills'' reality star may finally be the guy for the hotel heiress -- and possibly her first husband.

Members of Hilton's inner circle compare the less-than-brilliant Reinhardt to Paris' fairly dim-witted dad, Rick Hilton, ''who has always been dominated by [Paris' mom], Kathy Hilton,'' said a longtime Hilton family friend.

''Doug seems perfect. He adores Paris. He's great-looking, supposedly terrific in the sack and is unfailing polite.''

3 comments:

Michelle said...

If he is not the sharpest knife in the drawer... what in the heck is she??

With all that money and shopping trips she couldn't find a bathing suit top that fit?

Unknown said...

heh heh

Anonymous said...

I give it 6 months.
~Hillary