Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Perez & Lily Allen Twitter Fight

Maybe someday I can be a bigtime gossip blogger and get into Twitter fights with the people I write about?!

....just another reason why I can't stand Perez.

Lily: "oh I'm sorry, we've already cast the jealous and bitter lonely old queen role. Next time eh?"

Perez: "Jealous of who? David Beckham, maybe. And if I wanted to be a f***** up Brit, I'd rather be Amy Winehouse – whose got talent."

Lily: "god, you're like so obsessed with me its embarassing."

Perez: "Congrats on your album doing well in America, though. It's REALLY HARD to sell copies when u discount it to $3.99. Desperate!"

Lily: "its also number one everywhere else in the world douchebag. Go away you little parasite."

Perez: "Aw, u can see I've lost weight! I am a littler Perez. But I'm still a big fat c*** – just like U! That's why I lova ya. xoxo"

Perez: "P S Thanks for advertising on my website. I'll take your money (or the label's) anytime!"

Lily: "I know you will, and that's what makes you a cheap ass whore. Now leave me alone, stop following me, I'm working. Bye x x"

Perez: "It's not fair and I think you're really mean! You're supposed to care! It's not fair and it's really not ok".


Jackie said...

OMG! Hilarious! I gotta go find their Twitter pages and follow them.

atky2000 said...

i can't believe he hasn't sued you yet for repeatedly using that image of him. makes me snicker every time!

Anonymous said...

He is such a douche. I can't stand him.

Marlena said...

I have been following the twitter fight, lol. Kind of weird/sad/pathetic.

Jackie said...

Could you imagine the kind of traffic you'd get if that tool sued you?!?!?!

Amy said...

Perez is so gross! Bleh!

The Twitter fight is funny!

Anonymous said...

I hate Perez. It got so bad I actually stopped visiting his site. Dlisted can be pretty raunchy, but he's usually funnier and much more witty than Perez.