My Top 5 Celebrity Boyfriends List Revealed!

Well, I've held out on you long enough! You will notice that Colin Farrell is now off my list. You know, that's just how things seem to work with me and Colin. We're on and off like that.

5. Shia Labeouf. He's like the perfect college boyfriend. We'd go out alot, have alot of friends. He'd be smart and talented; he would like a good party. But he'd still get good grades because he would never let the partying eff up his life! Even if he does puke in the bathroom at his favorite bar sometimes.

Besides, with his starring role in the new "Indiana Jones" movie, he's going to be a big, big deal. For sure!

4. Simon Cowell. Seriously! Listen, I'm the first to admit that I'm a Celebrity Boyfriends whore. I'll drop 'em and pick up a new one on a whim! Now Simon....ok, first of all, I must comment on his hair. WTF? I don't know if you've noticed, but it appears that my Simon stuck his head in a box full of rats and let them knaw on his hair.

Regardless, I'm a sucker for his "charms." Unattainable (poor Teri Seymour), saucy and mean. The tight shirts stretched across his 48 year old manboobs, the tan that so gloriously showcases his whiter-than-white teeth... I'm in the throes of AI Mania! He'll be off the list the week the show ends.


3. Ryan Gosling.

Come on, he's just hot.


2. Robi Rosa. "Who?" you ask. Well, you're only asking "who" if you don't know me! Robi Rosa was "Robby" Rosa when I first knew him. It was 1984 and I was fully into my Menudo Obsession. My Menudo Obsession first began when I saw them perform on The Jerry Lewis MD Telethon." Man, were they HOT!

You see it, right?

So then Robby Rosa joined the group and OMG! I was in love. My Menudo Obsession lasted until 1986. And look! This is me with Robby in 1985.


I've never forgotten (now) Robi. He's actually a really talented guy! He is internationally known as a songwriter (he wrote alot of songs for former Menudo "band"mate Ricky Martin) and performer. I really liked his 2004 album, Mad Love.
And besides, he's SUPA HOT! Seriously, I larve him.




1. Vincent Chase. No, not Adrien Grenier. VINNY CHASE. I thought about this long and hard. At one time Adrien Grenier was on my Celebrity boyfriends List. But Adrien is a bit of a douche, actually, isn't he? Hanging out with celebutard Paris Hilton one minute and then acting like a dick to the paps with the weird signs and whatnot. I mean - which is it, Adrien? Blech.



But Vinny Chase. *sigh* I LOVE Vinny Chase! He's sooooo cool.



So, that's it. My #1 Celebrity Boyfriend is Vincent Chase-Definitely Not Adrien Grenier.