Thursday, March 13, 2008

My Top 5 Celebrity Boyfriends List Revealed!

Well, I've held out on you long enough! You will notice that Colin Farrell is now off my list. You know, that's just how things seem to work with me and Colin. We're on and off like that.

5. Shia Labeouf. He's like the perfect college boyfriend. We'd go out alot, have alot of friends. He'd be smart and talented; he would like a good party. But he'd still get good grades because he would never let the partying eff up his life! Even if he does puke in the bathroom at his favorite bar sometimes.
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Besides, with his starring role in the new "Indiana Jones" movie, he's going to be a big, big deal. For sure!

4. Simon Cowell. Seriously! Listen, I'm the first to admit that I'm a Celebrity Boyfriends whore. I'll drop 'em and pick up a new one on a whim! Now Simon....ok, first of all, I must comment on his hair. WTF? I don't know if you've noticed, but it appears that my Simon stuck his head in a box full of rats and let them knaw on his hair.
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Regardless, I'm a sucker for his "charms." Unattainable (poor Teri Seymour), saucy and mean. The tight shirts stretched across his 48 year old manboobs, the tan that so gloriously showcases his whiter-than-white teeth... I'm in the throes of AI Mania! He'll be off the list the week the show ends.


3. Ryan Gosling.
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Come on, he's just hot.


2. Robi Rosa. "Who?" you ask. Well, you're only asking "who" if you don't know me! Robi Rosa was "Robby" Rosa when I first knew him. It was 1984 and I was fully into my Menudo Obsession. My Menudo Obsession first began when I saw them perform on The Jerry Lewis MD Telethon." Man, were they HOT!
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You see it, right?

So then Robby Rosa joined the group and OMG! I was in love. My Menudo Obsession lasted until 1986. And look! This is me with Robby in 1985.
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I've never forgotten (now) Robi. He's actually a really talented guy! He is internationally known as a songwriter (he wrote alot of songs for former Menudo "band"mate Ricky Martin) and performer. I really liked his 2004 album, Mad Love.
And besides, he's SUPA HOT! Seriously, I larve him.
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1. Vincent Chase. No, not Adrien Grenier. VINNY CHASE. I thought about this long and hard. At one time Adrien Grenier was on my Celebrity boyfriends List. But Adrien is a bit of a douche, actually, isn't he? Hanging out with celebutard Paris Hilton one minute and then acting like a dick to the paps with the weird signs and whatnot. I mean - which is it, Adrien? Blech.
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But Vinny Chase. *sigh* I LOVE Vinny Chase! He's sooooo cool.


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So, that's it. My #1 Celebrity Boyfriend is Vincent Chase-Definitely Not Adrien Grenier.

17 comments:

Serenna said...

I LOVE me some Ryan Gosling! He's such a cutie pie.

Gina said...

I'm so happy to see Simon Cowell on your top 5 list! This is actually the first season I've ever watched AI ...I've totally fallen in lust with Simon. :p

Charlotte said...

I'm with you on Shia and Ryan....mmmmm!

Stacee said...

Interesting, I wouldn't have guessed most them. So sad to see Obama not on your list anymore. :)

Nikki said...

LOL Stacee! I wanted to make it totally "hollywood." No politicians or sports stars (hello, David Beckham - hot!). But you know I love Obama REAL hard.

Marlena said...

How sad is it that I think I knew most of those? haha. I SOOO agree about Shia. Ryan... he's cute but never stood out to me. I am definately not surprised that one guy from that one group you used to love! :P I have always had a little thing for Simon myself, can't explain it, I wish his hair wasn't so weird. So the next list, top five celebrity girlfriends? lol. I'll be looking for it!

Nikki said...

lol! My Favorite Celeb Babies?

Marlena said...

Can't forget top five celebrity couples! haha

And PLEASE if you do make a babies one don't put Suri or any of the Jolie-Pitt kids on it, they get too much love already!

twigg26 said...

Nikki, you make me laugh!!!! :) I feel so out of the loop because some of them I dont even know :(.....I thought I was pretty up on all these celebs! Ok, so I must add some of my own to your list..heehee....MARK WAHLBERG...no, no not the "Moment of Truth" Mark(UGH!)...I mean "Marky Mark!!!"....OWEN WILSON...I dont know what it is but I have always had a crush on this man!......JOAQUIN PHONIEX...did I spell that, right? Does anyone agree with me on any of these? Please tell me I'm not crazy! ;)

Nikki said...

Becky - totally on board with Joaquin and Marky Mark. TOTALLY! Altho, Joaquin is meant to be a big weirdo and jerk. Still, I like him, too. I should have posted my "Honorable Mentions," should I? Also - Nate Berkus. Don't care if he's gay - LOVE HIM. And of course Johnny Depp and I also LOVE Emile Hirsch (who was in Alpha Dog and Into the Wild). And Josh Duhamel. OMG - so hot.

Jackie said...

I love your list! Can't wait to see when it changes. Robi now is hot!

twigg26 said...

Haha yep Nikki I have heard that about Joaquin too but OMG did you see him in Ladder 49??? HOTT!!! I am waiting to see Joaquin and Mark Wahlberg in their movie that is out on DVD now.....missed it at the movie, "We Are The Night"....has anyone seen that? By the way, I noticed you didn't mention Owen?? LOL!! :) And yes you do need to do a Honorable Mention list!!! :)

Nikki said...

Owen's nose is too distracting for me! Even when I saw him in real life - the nose. Just too much for me. I don't get the whole "Butterscotch Stallion" thing. Ew, it made me shiver just to type that.

...now Luke Wilson....that I get....

twigg26 said...

Soooo, ok I know the nose is weird and all but for some reason it doesnt bother me....lol....and I think what I really love about is him is that voice and he is just so funny!!!! Ok.... Are there ANY Owen fans out there????

Marlena said...

Sorry I'm a Luke fan! lol He's HOTT! Owen not so much. The nose... I have never seen anything like it and I hope I never will again.

Michelle said...

I am so happy Owen didn't make your list. His nose totally bugs me out too. How the heck could you kiss if you were bf/gf? Geez...

Simon I am with you LOVE him from Jan-April!

lesley said...

Owen....ewwww. Now let's talk about the M's....Matthew, Matt, Marky, and I know he's no M, but Josh Duhamel! Yummm..I know Sarah Silverman is, but I wouldn't mind effing Matt Damon...those dimples...yum-a-lish! Congrats, Nikki!!