I'm sorry I left ya'll hanging this weekend! On Friday morning at 7am I was picked up to head to Texas for the weekend. Hung out with my best girls, Kim & Ro. We saw NKOTB in San Antonio Friday night. Admittedly, I was not a big fan. I was too old. However, being a preteen to life fan of Puerto Rican boy band, Menudo, I could find it in myself to be psyched for the New Kids.
The boys were in top form. Their moves were TIGHT. The AT&T Center in SA was filled to capacity! It was fun, fun, fun. Check out how PACKED it was!
Not so fun? Our hotel. Or rather, our motel. We stayed at about the scariest Super 8 I've had the pleasure (horror?) of ever staying in. But ya know, we were good sports. The girls and I decided that it would forever be a part of the crazy bonding experience of our weekend. I could have done without the bugs...but we just made sure to get drunk enough to not notice. The big "bad" on our part? We made sure to have a cooler filled with Dos XX and limes. Trouble? We had no bottle opener or knife. But the McGyver spirit in us made do. We opened the beers on the table in the room and peeled and cut the limes with tweezers. Yeah, you heard me, tweezers.
Please Don't Go Girl....
xoxo
Nikki
PS. Shout out to our motel-mates, Protest the Hero - a metal band from Canada about to embark on a world tour. Cool guys who were good sports and were even into the idea of trying out Spanx. lmao!!!
Protest the Hero
I believe this is Tim...wearing Spanx over his shorts. You know, tour life can leave you feeling a little bloated and "fat." lol
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I had the BEST time EVER!
Let me see if this works...it's the crowd....They filled to capacity. They were awesome! Good times mama!
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I know all about terrifying motels. I once stayed in a Motel 6 in Madison because I had car problems and couldn't get out of town.
I had to walk in the rain to get there, and when I arrived found out it had just been robbed hours before by a former employee. This genius of a thief threw hot coffee in the face of the person working the desk, this got all over a bunch of stuff behind the counter and took out their credit card machine and their main cable box. There had been a drug bust there earlier in the day and someone had thrown blotter acid in the pool, so that was off limits, but it didn't stop the guy 4 doors down from me from asking if I wanted to come in and party with the 3 hookers that were in there with him. The only channel that worked on the TV thanks to the coffee throwing thief was the golf channel and I had to walk back out in the rain to get cash to pay for the room. The alarm clock didn't work, but it didn't matter because I got a great unintentional wake up call from an employee screaming at his leaf blower that wouldn't stay running right outside my window.
If only I had a table and tweezers. Luxury I tell you.
OMG, I am ROTFL at Scrotorr's horror story... I think Scrotorr needs to write his own blog! LOL ;)
I love the pic of the guy wearing Spanx...very disturbing and hilarious at the same time. I hope he doesn't want to father children some day...it may now be impossible.
My Motel Tip: insert the tip of the tweezers under the bottle cap and lift. Repeat around the perimeter of the cap until it comes off.
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