Dear Lord, please do not allow Paris Hilton to procreate for media attention. Please. Please? Please!
Paris Hilton has never been one to take it slow, so it comes as no surprise that the celebutard is desperately trying for a baby with her boyfriend, Benji Madden. "She's jealous of all the attention Nicole Richie has been getting and knows she's fallen off in the tabs lately," said one friend. "A baby would put her back in the news." Hilton, who's only dated Madden for six months, is already doing what she's never done before - swearing off drugs and booze in an attempt to try and spawn.
(Source: Page Six)
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Paris: I Want a Baby, Too!
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Please, please, please don't let her reproduce!
If I were Benji, I'd be spending my days in a hot tub wearing tighty-whiteys and drinking Mountain Dew.
And smoking lots of pot! lol
That's a huge train wreck waiting to happen.
Oh God help us. It's creepy enough that she's dating a copy of Nicholes boyfriend, now she's got to have a baby too?
That's just wrong! Where will the baby end up...in the closet with her forgotten pets...UGH!
Charlotte
She sure tried hard enought to have a baby with Rick, doggie style. woof woof...
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