Thursday, July 24, 2008

Memo To JT & Jessica Biel

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To: Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel

Listen, I know it must be annoying to be constantly followed by the paps. However, why do you choose to go to celeb-owned paparrazzi haunts like Beso for your date night if you don't want to be photographed?? If you don't want to be hounded by the media - find yourselves a little out of the way restaurant. There are LOTS of them in LA. But if you're going to go to Beso, STK, The Ivy or any of the other celeb spots - put a f&cking smile on your face.

It's not the paps fault that "The Love Guru" sucked or that Biel's much hyped project with Jake Gyllenhaal couldn't get funding. And because of that, you two need to be seen out and about. I get that. But would it kill you to play the game, then? I mean - you ARE playing it. So play it right.

Thank you.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

P.S. Would it kill you to fix your hair and put on a little makeup once in awhile. Your banging Justin Timberlake lady, try to look the part!

rachael said...

LMAO you guys!
But seriously Jessica & Justin, would it kill you to look like you aren't hating the world?

Anonymous said...

I think she needs to put on some make up....attempt to look happy...and then go home and get some!!!!

And Justin needs to stop acting like a diva!

Char

Anonymous said...

Nikki, i think there are a number of celebs who could benefit from your advice.

Keep the memos coming!

Salina said...

LOVE it, Nikki!
And, I agree with Tracy!