Tom Cruise Crazy Still Creepy

Ugh. I know TCC is working really hard on that comeback, but why does it have to be so creepy? Looks like everyone was really excited to be at his big housewarming bash this weekend, doesn't it? Here are some of the arrivals:

Oprah & Gayle King

Rita Wilson

Brooke Shields

And I share Laineygossip.com's curiousity - where is John Travolta? Why don't the two Scientology bigwigs hang out? Love Lainey's take on it.

Interestingly enough… but not that surprising… you will note John Travolta does not appear to have been there. In fact, the two, despite being the most identifiable figures in the worship of Xenu, seldom seem to associate. Am dying to know the smutty reason for it.

Is it bad blood between two old lovers? Or does the GMD not respect John’s weakness? The GMD of course has achieved top Thetan level self restraint, successfully suppressing all his sequined desires. Someone like the GMD, who has managed to squeeze his gay into the most remote, the most hidden, the most inaccessible parts of his soul naturally would look down on John Travolta and his homo relapses every few months or so on the massage table. As such, their meetings are likely reserved only for Xenu high holidays a couple times a year. Or at least until John can get a handle on his homo.

Love it!


THE guest list to Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' weekend housewarming party read like a "people who I need to suck up to" list. One attendee said, "Everyone he's been having issues with was invited: Sumner Redstone, Steven Spielberg, Oprah Winfrey, you name it. Then there were all the gays, which was hilarious because Scientology 'cures' gays . . . There's a tenet in Scientology that basically says, 'After you cut people off, you have to invite them back in.' Especially if your career's in trouble, I guess."
(Source: Laineygossip.com and Page Six)