Things Get Rowdy at Bravo Awards!

Who knew the Bravo Awards would get so rowdy?!

KATHY Griffin had an audience full of drag queens and D-listers in stitches Wednesday night when she hosted Bravo's A-List Awards at Hammerstein Ballroom.

She kicked off her raunchy rant with, "Can you believe those dumb [bleeps] at Bravo let me host a show?" Griffin came out lying on a piano in a purple gown, slamming teen stars and crooning, "Miley Cyrus will get a down-there virus."

Mariah Carey earned a lyric, too, with, "She's insane, marrying Nick Cannon . . . What is she, his aunt? His mother?"

The gift-bag-loving Griffin then ranted about how the "cheap" Bravo network didn't provide one.

"That mother[bleep]er George Clooney ruined it for all of us," she yelled. "He decided to donate his Oscar bag to some bull[bleep] environmental organization and ruined it for me."

Griffin, currently on the cover of A Bear's Life - a magazine dedicated to macho, "furry" gays known as "bears" - admitted she watched "Living Lohan" and is obsessed with Dina and Ali Lohan.

"I wish I could have had a manager mom out at clubs [bleep]ing guys to get me roles," Griffin cracked. "My mom's at home drinking a box of wine."

Actress Lauren Hutton, who accepted a lifetime achievement honor, slurred that she hadn't slept in 46 hours, rubbed her crotch with the big silver award and mumbled "sluts" on stage.

"Project Runway" winner Jay McCarroll caused a scene in the audience by screaming at "Real Housewives of New York City" star Bethenny Frankel in front of the other housewives, "You're the only one I love! The others are pretend rich!"

Among the awards given out were A-List Chef to Daniel Boulud and the A-List Everywhere Award, which went to Sen. Barack Obama, whose fellow nominees included Britney Spears, Ryan Seacrest and Nicole Richie.

The show airs on Bravo on Thursday.

(Source: Page Six)