Monday, June 16, 2008

Mel B's Husband Suffering From BGA Syndrome?

Scary Spice, er, I mean Mel B's husband gives me the creeps. Like Big Gay Al except seemingly straight.
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It was inevitable. While Melanie Brown (Scary Spice) has been off in Europe making lots of money with her Ultimo lingerie line and other projects, her con artist husband Stephen "Belafonte" has been getting restless. Stephen and a buddy were at The Rainbow on Sunset on a recent Saturday. First Stephen asked the bartender if he got a " celebrity discount" because he was married to Mel B, but was turned down, so he had to pay full price for his steak, lobster, appetizers, and wine. Then Stephen turned his attention to the pretty women all around him. He told one "Hey, can I get your number? I'd love to call you and hook up sometime!" One suspicious girl asked "Aren't you married to a Spice Girl?" and he brushed it off with "It's okay!" He invited one busty blonde out for coffee the next day. One after another he punched numbers into his FRIEND'S phone. He laughed "I can't put it in MY phone!" He explained to one girl that his pal would act as a go-between so he could communicate with her. By the time he walked out of the club, the fake Belafonte had five or six numbers clocked into his buddy's phone. In the parking lot he was seen talking to one MORE girl and punching her number into his friend's phone. Keep your eyes open, Mel!

(Source: Janet Charlton's Hollywood)

1 comments:

Stacee said...

Good Gravy, and why would he think this would not get back to his wife?