Thursday, June 12, 2008

Katherine Heigl: Super B!tch

Ugh. There's a part of me that still wants to like Katherine "Smoky" Heigl. But seriously, who the f*ck does she think she is?! Does she even realize how badly she's fucking things up for herself or does she really have her huge head stuck that far up her own ass?

Ooooh. That was alot of swearing for early afternoon.

Here's the statement Katherine released:
I am truly grateful for the honor that the Academy bestowed upon me last year. I did not feel that I was given the material this season to warrant an Emmy nomination and in an effort to maintain the integrity of the Academy organization, I withdrew my name from contention. In addition, I did not want to potentially take away an opportunity from an actress who was given such materials.”

(And a side note: Today added a link to my site. It's embarrassing how excited I am. You all know how much I love her.)

Here she is, Katherine Heigl, the Crown Princess of AssTalk out and about yesterday with her husband. As reported yesterday, Heigl revealed that she pulled out of consideration for an Emmy because the writers on Grey’s Anatomy gave her sh*t to work with.

F&cking ingrate.

Please don’t argue that she was right. Please. Don’t. Because Grey’s Anatomy sucking is no rationale for what she did.

Absolutely… Grey’s DID suck. Grey’s sucked hard. But does the GA suckery absolve her from publicly trashing a writing team whose leader has already acknowledged her creative mistakes?

Shonda Rhimes has publicly admitted she took the show in the wrong direction. She has conceded it was a mistake. She has promised that things will improve. Given that Shonda herself has addressed the Grey’s sh*tness, why do the writers need another media flogging by twatty Katherine Heigl???

Bitch… sit DOWN!

Sit DOWN and shut your sanctimonious ass. Either way you cut it, she’s a hag.

She’s a hag because she embarrassed her colleagues. She’s a hag because she was stupidly presumptuous and pompous. Because if we all agree that Grey’s sucked, then why would it matter if her name was on the ballot? Sucky doesn’t win…right?

Sucky doesn’t but Miss Popular does. And THAT is what’s at the root of it all: a massive ego. What her statement essentially reveals is that she doesn’t think anyone else has a chance up against her.

Everyone loves me, I’m going to win, let me pull out some more Rossum, pretend to be gracious, back out of contention, and dumb members of the MiniVan Majority will worship me even more.

Of course they will. All the rest though will call her out for what she is. Drop the C-bomb. Go ahead.



Stacee said...

What a douchebag!
Oh and I totally ran over to laineygossip and clicked the link right back to here just because I cool! lol

Kara said...

ugh! I agree! I can't help but think of that line "there are no small parts, only small actors." Seriously, she needs to shut up and be thankful she's got a job. Maybe she's just trying to get fired to get out of her think?

renae said...

LOL - love it. I am not a fan of hers.

Michelle said...

I have never been a fan of Katherine Heigl and this just reinforces that I am right.

Oh, and congrats on the link!

Rachel said...

That is sort of a bitch thing to do. She's never been one of my favorites anyway...But on a side note, I do adore the ivory coat she's wearing in the photo...

NikkiB said...

Seriously, I love that coat, too.