Thursday, May 29, 2008

Nicole Kidman: Fakiest Faker of the Fakes?

I know 5 of you really like Nicole Kidman - but I just can't! Therefore, this smut from The Goddess, Lainey,made me cry laughing. LOVE IT!
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She might be Australia’s princess but not all Aussies are enamoured with Granny Freeze. Turns out the smutmongering is in overdrive Down Under about Nicole Kidman’s curious bump and her crazy botox. The speculation is delicious.

Here are my two favourites:

1. Gran’s sister, the very fertile Antonia, is apparently keeping a very low profile. Has not ventured out publicly in a while. They say SHE is the surrogate.

Do you love it, or do you f&cking LOVE it?

2. according to online reports, there is a rumour circulating that there is a digital production company called Animal Logic that works on film enhancement that has been charged with the task of “re-animating the expressions on Nicole Kidman’s face for the movie Australia”. Thanks to Louisa for the tip! This is the same company that was also assigned to Moulin Rouge.

Can you imagine???

They have to digitally remaster her face because it no longer moves??? Can we even call her an actor anymore???

These are the days that I love my job.

(Source: Laineygossip.com)

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Antonia Kidman May 4th...very not pregnant.

http://www.gettyimages.com/Search/Search.aspx?contractUrl=1&language=en-US&family=editorial&p=antonia%20kidman&src=quick#

Unknown said...

SO much prettier than Nicole, isn't she?

(I know, I know - you Kidman fans are rabid! I don't get it!)

Anonymous said...

The surrogate thing is ridiculous, but the re-animating thing is quite funny. Have you seen photos/trailer? Her face has no movement. Her lips are ridiculous looking.

Antonia is very pretty. Nicole was too until she let the botox and lip enhancements get the better of her.

There a few, very few, Kidman fans who don't have their heads in the sand and do agree that she's had enhancements. And then there are those who actually believe Kidman's "I'm all natural" lies.

Marlena said...

You know I loveD her. But she has doen too much to her face and it is fake looking. I do still like her in movies but I wish she would be a little more natural in her appearance. I think the surrogate thing is crazy, just took her a long time to show. Or she told us she was pregnant like one week into it. Feels like it's dragging on forever.

Anonymous said...

I have never like her for even one moment, I wish she'd just have the damn kid so we dont have to look at her for awhile.