Friday, May 9, 2008

Deep Conversation: John Mayer & Jen Aniston

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Don't you wonder what they're talking about? I'd imagine it could be something like this:

John: So, if you had to rank me on a scale of 1-10 where do I compare against Brad?

Jen: Don't eat that red meat.

John: Yeah, but....am I....bigger than him?

Jen: Seriously, if you eat that red meat I'm going to freak out.

John: Ok, if I promise not to eat the red meat will you tell me how I stack up against Brad?

Jen: No.

John: Ok, but can we still have sex?

Jen: Send back the f'ing red meat before I send it back for you.

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Marlena said...

Scarlett johansson's new song sucks. Just so ya know. :D

About the story. I still think that John HAS to have a huge schlong. I can not think of any other reason he gets all these girls.

Anonymous said...

LOL too funny Nikki!