Don't Ask Mary Louise Parker for Directions!

And don't ask me, either! I'm AWFUL at giving directions. I have a good sense of direction - but I can't tell you if it's north, south, east or west. It's forward, back, right or left! I know it's annnoying, but hey! I get where I'm going.

MARY-Louise Parker has lived in the West Village for years - but the gorgeous actress still gets lost along its quirky, quaint little streets. "I panic when people on the street ask for directions," Parker, now in the off-Broadway show "Dead Man's Cell Phone," tells next month's Town & Country. "Where they need to go might only be a few blocks away, but it's as if they're asking, 'How do you get to Croatia from here?' " (Source:PageSix.com)