Ashton Kutcher: Who Cares?

Aston Kutcher was at my wedding! Well....ok, he was staying at The St. Francis in San Francisco where I had my reception. At the time, he was just "the dude from That 70's Show." He was cute! I totally should have pulled out the Iowa connection on him. We both went to The University of Iowa....just a few years apart. ha

But now Ashton is a big jerk. Totally into himself. Thinks he's pretty powerful. Whatever, Ashton! You're really not a big deal. And I have boycotted your stupid "Pop Fiction." Sounds like others are doing the same!

Ashton Kutcher has promised that his new show, "Pop Fiction," will "turn the tables" on star-chasing mags by having celebs peddle them fake news. But so far, weekly mag editors say they aren't scared.

One editor sneers, "Ashton's not a journalist. One of the stories was about Avril Lavigne being pregnant. But everyone watched her in Miami, and reporters caught her drinking. A fake belly doesn't get by us.

"There's nothing these people do that we don't know about before they get there. We know everything. Ninety percent of their lives are put together by other people. It's almost like these celebs have LoJack. It's easy to track them. "

In Hollywood, anytime anyone decides to be in on the joke and critique themselves, no one cares. It's not having the effect they thought it would. No one can sympathize with celebs. They're always in on it themselves, whether they're pulling the joke or not."

In Hollywood, anytime anyone decides to be in on the joke and critique themselves, no one cares. It's not having the effect they thought it would. No one can sympathize with celebs. They're always in on it themselves, whether they're pulling the joke or not."(Source: NY Daily News)